GAYLETTER

We have been nominated for this award three times and we haven’t won yet. We are not salty about it, we’re just putting it out there, into the universe...it’s time. GAYLETTER FOR THE WIN! lol. We are just kidding. Or are we!? We are….not. Ahahah. Give us the brick, goddammit! For those of you who don’t know the award the hand to you on stage is a brick and the main reason we want one is because we need a new paperweight for our office. And you never know, it might come in handy if someone pisses us off. The Brooklyn Nightlife Awards have been running for many years. It’s a super fun night where all the weirdos from Brooklyn nightlife come out to celebrate each other. No one else is celebrating us, so unfortunately we have to do it for ourselves. The night is hosted by Merrie Cherry (who also created the event) and there is always plenty of amazing performances in between awards. We are presenting an award this year, but we don’t know what it’s for yet. The BNA’s are the kind of show where you have to be ready to improvise. Everyone’s wasted and rowdy and not interested in listening to someone prattle on for too long. Last time we presented an award we pulled down our pants. That seemed to go over pretty well with the crowd, so maybe we’ll go full nude this year. See you there!  —Gayletter