GAYLETTER

Earlier this month I received a small bright pink envelope in the mail from Europe containing the invite to this party. I was over the moon with excitement when I opened it and pulled out a postcard, because no one really sends party invitations in print format these days, which is sad right? We really need to step it up, we are in New York City after all. Here’s what the invite said: “BUTT Magazine & Secret Project Robot Present CLUB BUTT with The Men of the 2014 BUTT calendar.” My face made it in the 2014 calendar, albeit in a very tiny photo that you almost have to squint to see. I’m assuming they did this because I’m Latin, you know, it’s cheaper to print white boys since they have less pigment in their skin and consume less ink. Regardless, I’m glad they printed that photo, I mean, I used it on Facebook and on Instagram, so clearly I must love it. Anyways, back to the party. “Music is by DJ Ryan Smith of Wrecked in NYC & Aaron Clark of Honcho in Pittsburgh.” Plenty of friendly, and perhaps not so friendly men (some BUTT boys can be cunty) from the calendar will be in attendance, something for everybody...  —Abi