GAYLETTER

Josh Sparber’s Good Times at Eastern Bloc ended a couple of weeks ago, after a multi-year run, it was one of those local staples you’d go to on a Wednesday night to try and get laid. Eastern Bloc is just one of those bars that makes you think of sex. I guess the fact that they show vintage porn on the TV screens above the bar helps. Anyhoo, they’ve started this new party called ‘I’m Fucking Jesus’ (I think that’s a very nice name for a party, everyone talks about loving Jesus or believing in him, why not fucking him? He seemed like a horny guy and according to the images you see of him he seemed elegant and had really nice healthy hair). So where was I? Right, the party...so apparently this party is all about “sexy hairy beefcakes, sexy gogo men and $3 Jesus Juice shots,” and music by DJ Marc Isenhart (pictured) — sounds great! It’s a pretty straight forward event, so I’ll leave you with this one last thought provided by the organizers: “Foreskin me Father, for I have sinned.” Amen to that!  —Abi