GAYLETTER

A new monthly party is coming to Nowhere Bar in the East Village. I can see you reading this and thinking to yourself with excitement, “finally a new place to get laid!” Well you can thank me later, but let me first tell you all about it. It’s called Pinky Ring and it’s a new “listening party” created by DJ Reaubert — who’s referring to this event as an evening of “eclectic music.” Here’s what else he had to say: “Expect to hear a mix of dollar bin discount disco, stoner boner cosmic jams and garage house. This is not a night for the basic or the banal. Dancing encouraged.” I doubt you are basic if you’re reading this, but just in case, I’d rather warn you so you avoid any issues. “The Pinky Ring is often the first choice for someone who wants to make a “statement” as the little finger does not have the same cultural or religious connotations at the index, middle, or ring finger. It also isolates the ring from your body a bit, making it more of an eye-popping statement. As a result, pinky rings tend to be among the “busiest” or flashiest of designs. It’s where you wear things when you want attention paid to them.” Next time I run out of things to say about a party I’ll let you know. Just go, have fun, don’t forget that Nowhere is your divey, friendly local E.V. bar. It’s down and dirty, just like you.  —Abi