Saturday 10.25.14
Turn It Up For Change Ball
With a special performance by Jennifer Hudson at the W Union Square
Sunday 10.12.14
THE WEEK 9/14-9/19
A guide for artsluts

“Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh – erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can’t you just see it? Don’t dream it, be it.”
Woosh this week is filled to the brim with turn ups, turn downs and faerrie go rounds! We challenge you to go out as much as you can while still staying on top of those art projects and relationships you’ve been cultivating. We’re especially pumped to be hosting Ladyfag’s Holy Mountain on Sat, the last one was one of the best parties we’ve been to all year. Of course we’re working hard to prepare for ROCKY HORROR SHOWS SHOWS SHOWS next week, get your discount $10 ticket now so that you don’t have to pay $15 at the door…
♡Mark & Paul♡
Enjoy Thugfucker’s “ROBOT HEART – BURNING MAN 2014” mix as you read.
TUESDAY 10/14
BODYACHE @ TNT (108 N 6TH) Charlene offers therapy to those who need it most (ie: the people of Brooklyn) through drag and drink tickets. JX Cannon does something similar with and airhorn sample. 10PM, FREE!
KITTY @ TANDEM (236 TROUTMAN) This week KITTY pays homage to Genesis P-Orridge. Jrk Prty will be playing music to get your gristle throbbing, and Cher Noble and SSPS will be thee entertainment ov thee nighte. Come early to get crafty. 11PM, FREE!
WESTGAY @ THE WESTWAY (75 CLARKSON ST) LaGanja Estanga takes the stage at the Westway for a hot boxed edition of Westgay. …

THE WEEK 10/6-10/12
A guide for artsluts

The freaks and witches and demons and ghosts and zombies and mummies and monsters are starting to pass through the veil and join us once more—if, in fact, they ever left. Are you getting as weird as you possibly could be? We’re here to help.
♡Mark & Paul♡
Enjoy William Francis’ “CUBED” mix as you read.
MONDAY 10/6
MONDAYS ARE A WITCH @ ONE LAST SHAG (348 FRANKLIN AVE) Something wicked this way comes. For the month of October, OLS will be showing witchy movies, starting with Death Becomes Her. There has been a debate about whether or not this is truly a witch video, but who really cares?!8PM, FREE!
APOCALYPSE WOW @ CAMEO GALLERY (93 N 6TH ST) Nobody likes a dad joke. Join comedians Joe Castle Baker, Jordan Carlos, Bruce Bundy and Brendan McLaughlin for Sorry Dad. 8PM, FREE!
BATHSALTS @ DON PEDRO (90 MANHATTAN AVE) Dumb and Dahmer: For Macy Rodman and Severely Mame, every day is a no brainer, and that’s because they’ve removed their brains in order to create sex robots out of young, taut boys. Come celebrate venerable DJ Brik Olson’s birthday with “special” guests like Lady Simon, Jack Raymond, Tristan Viner-Brown, and MORE! 10PM, FREE!
HOT FRUIT @ METROPOLITAN (559 LORIMER ST) Sweep your case of the Mondays under the rug with cheap beer and DJs Econ and David Sokolowski. Performances this week include natural chemistry by Lucy balls and Untitled Queen, with natural vocal talent by Louvel and Max Steele.10PM, …

Monday 09.29.14
THE WEEK 9/29-10/5
A guide for artsluts

Are you creating art everyday? Are you going out and meeting new people and manifesting the life you always wanted to live? Now is our time babies. More is more at The Culture Whore!
♡Mark and Paul♡
Enjoy Mic Raygun’s new song “IM SAVED” as you read.
THURSDAY 10/2
PERMUTATIONS @ EYEHEART GALLERY (502 W 22ND ST) An exhibition of work by New York photographers Brett Lindell and Hunter Canning, that probably relies heavily on that body-ody-ody. 6PM, FREE!
STARLITE THURSDAY@ FRIENDS AND LOVERS (641 CLASSON) The lovely and fabulous Ana Matronic is back at F&L alongside her husbunny DJ Seth Ninja. Disco classics and rarities all night!9PM, FREE!
THICK @ WOW CAFE (59-61 E 4TH) It’s THICK… Good, sweet, and thick: juicy round voluptuous breasts packed in sequins nice and neat.THICK ain’t missing any meals and is proud of it! THICK is Hottentots and healthy-bodied boys grinding it with the heat turnt all the way up! THICK features Jan Tina, illusionist Magic Max, and striptease antics by Sita Johnson, Lillian Bustle, Viktor Devonne and MothaFuckin (MF) Akynos. 9PM, $15 GENRAL/ $24 FOR TWO/ $100 VIP FOR FOUR.
SUGI + SAMI ONE NIGHT ONLY @ ONE LAST SHAG (348 FRANKLIN AVE) Your pals Sugi and Sammy are simultaneously fundraising for top surgery and have decided for ONE NIGHT ONLY to join forces and create a one of a kind SUGAMMY PARTY! 8PM, FREE?
HERCULES AND LOVE AFFAIR @ VERBOTEN (54 N 11TH ST) Hercules and Love Affair live, with sets by The Carry Nation!10PM, …
