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PHOTOGRAPHY BY RENEE COX AND DANIEL MOSS

Mossy & Renee’s Chelsea Bar Stroll

Our cultural correspondent Mossy tags along with bff Renee Cox to give the queens in chelsea some drama

After my dear friend, artist Renee Cox, and I saw the amazing Bill T. Jones dancers at The Joyce Theater recently. We were both hot and horny after the show so decided to go on a bar hop around the neighborhood. First we bunny hopped over to the Gym Sports Bar next door to see what was up. It was the Sunday Beer Blast—$3 Bud drafts, pool table, Mets game on the TVs, and DJ Smokey on the 1 and 2s. I had to hold Renee’s Hermes ‘Birkin Bag‘ while she took some pics of the crowd. She even followed me into the toilets with the bag in tow. They had pretzels and corn chips to eat and plenty of bartenders in ripped t-shirts serving us.

At one point someone told Renee she looked like Wanda Sykes, then bought her a beer (thanks for the drink, but oh OK, that’s the only other black bitch you know?) We then left and went to G Bar giggling all the way down 19th street. Along the way we passed the Nasty Pig, Renee asked what it was, so we quickly popped in for a look, then pressed on. Check out our adventure below.

At G we nestled into a booth in the back and a cheerful waiter in bunny ears hooked us up with some pints for $7 a pop. I had to pee again so Renee followed with the camera and we found the cutest bunny peeing next to me. I couldn’t really see his cock, though the toilets are built for that kind of cruising. Back at the booth I snapped a portrait of Renee. I really liked then it. Now it was time for her to head back up to Harlem — her husband wanted to have dinner…the following Sunday I dipped back into Gym Sports Bar just to check in on my impression from the week prior and it was packed to the walls but more of the same though this timer not as much fun without Renee or the Birkin Bag for that matter….

Me and Renee’s Birkin bag striking a pose in front of the Joyce Theater