GAYLETTER

2014 was a very very very shady year, the bitches have been throwing all sorts of shade this year. We’re used to it, shade is just a part of life. As you might already know, the young mother of shady nightlife, Ladyfag, is planning to say goodbye to 2014 with a boooooooom! She wants us to all head to the future as we celebrate the eve of 2085. (Please correct me Lady if I am wrong — it’s a bit confusing when you are time traveling). For 11 hours, expect all things Shady from the year 2084 including a “champagne bar for all the replicunts” plus “unity of minds, unity of thought, unity of occupations.” Music is by Physical Therapy, Michael Magnan, Morgan Louis, Nita Aviance and Egyptrixx. The night is hosted by ADHOC, Domonique Echeverria, Hari Nef, Ian Bradley, Jason Rodgers, The Culture Whore, Weird Magic and VFILES. Be prepared, anything can happen, and remember “the gates will close after sun rises.” Get $10 OFF your ticket by using the code GAYLETTER, type it on the ticketing page under the promo code.  —Abi

Let me say that the last time I was at Ladyfag’s Holy Mountain I was not exactly in the right headspace to be there, which was a problem ‘cos Abi and I were hosting that night. I did my best to interact with the people around me, but really I just wanted to lean against a wall and talk softly into my drink — I was like a corpse that night, but it happens, I’m not a machine. If you’re in good spirits this is an amazing party — it’s spread over two floors and four rooms with eight DJs. For this edition Cakes Da Killa is performing, which will undoubtedly be wonderful. I could mention all 8 DJs but that’s boring so I’ll pull out a few names, there’s the regulars, Michael Magnan & Nita Aviance plus Candy Magazine cover girl Juliana Huxtable and the talented Mazurbate. This is very much the winter edition of the party with Lady telling us to skate with her “up a snowy mountain peak, where music is god, and dancing will set you free.” Climbing the mountain is easy, it’s coming down that can hurt.    —tom

All good parties in New York City eventually end. It happens, and if you live in NYC, you should know that sometimes it’s a good thing, because it makes space for a brand new party. I am definitely going to miss My Chiffon Is Wet. I went there lots of times and got wasted, danced, carried and did lots of other things that I don’t remember. This is how we described the party when we first wrote about it: “It’s its energy that makes My Chiffon Is Wet always a fun party to attend…wet chiffon, cheap drinks, dancing drag queens…what the fuck else could you ask for?” We still feel that way, and Leo Gugu is still a great host — she posted this on Instagram: “The moment is here!!! Thank you all for the love and support throughout the years. #mychiffoniswet is coming to a close this Thursday at #easternbloc! I am so blessed to have had so many wonderful nights with all of you!!!” The party is of course hosted by Paisley Dalton, Merrie Cherry and Leo herself. One last chance to get your pussy soaked!

This party has been going on for a while now, for 2 or 3 years maybe, I’m feeling too lazy to find this exact information at the moment. Whatever it’s just a party... I remember back in 2012 I described this party like this: “If you are into poppers, no pretense, great music and radical fairies, then this is the place for you.” I am not 100% sure if this is what the party is still about, but I am sure some of it might still be true. I mean poppers never go out of style. What I do know for a fact — yes I fact checked this information — is that this party is hosted by the adorable NathAnn Carrera (who’s also Djing, pictured) with Ass Troll Projections by Nicaross, plus visuals by Peter Burr. The party has moved to Brooklyn, which is great for them, because that’s where the party organizers live, but not for us that live in the city. This time around they are bringing a very special DJ, the legendary Miss Ana Matronic! The people organizing the party said that they’ve been “shouting and marching and working so hard” and that they “all need some loving right now...” This is true, we all do, so spread the love and go “bury yourself in a puddle of Woahmone.”  —Abi

I’m not sure what you are going to be doing this Saturday, December 6th, but we are running away from the cold in NYC to host a party in Miami. Yes! Art Basel is full of homosexuals and everyone always ends up at the Twist (for those of you that don’t know it’s the trashiest and gayest place in South Beach — we love it!), but this year we’re giving the queers another place to go! We’re bringing them a party right in the heart of Wynwood.  We’re teaming up with a group of cool peeps including Kim Ann Foxman, Honey Soundsystem, Mystic Bill, Kodex Agency, Miami Eccentrics. It’s also hosted by Sal Esparza of Queen!, with an installation from San Francisco artist Phillip Fillastre.The event is hosted at this cool space The Social Lubricant, for some reason I find that to be a great name, I mean when you go to a party, you definitely want to be reminded of the use of lubricant, that’s like the sign of a promising night, trust me with my past experiences in Miami it would’ve been very helpful if I had a sex kit ready with me at all times. Come party with us, it’s Miami Art Basel 2014 bitches! Yasssssssssssss! Click here for tickets. 

By today you’ll probably have had enough of hanging out with your family or maybe just sick of eating dry turkey and leftovers. Hopefully you’ll have made it back to New York City and you’re feeling great and ready to party with us — and of course ready to sweat all the turkey fat off! I know I am going to be super ready, I hate turkey anyways, I have been mentally preparing myself to host this party again, since the last time I don’t remember how I got home, it’s like I am 22 again! We told you about PrettyUgly weeks ago, but this is a very special edition, because we are all going to be in a very thankful mood, probably hugging and making out with each other. The last time I hosted my corner table was full of love, this time we are probably going to be all having sex with each other. Join hosts Mickey Boardman, Nicolas Ballinger, Mikey Ballinger, Paul Iacono, Ben McGuiggan, Paul Musial, Hari Nef, Ty Pike, Max Ryder, Adam Werner and Sebastian Z. Music will be provided by Becka Diamond, Erol Sabadosh and Tommy Hottpants. Expect super special surprise performances, you are going to gag.  —Abi