GAYLETTER

Wednesday 01.02.13

Party: OH FUCK YOU HONEY

The creator of the Tuesday night party WestgayFrankie Sharp decided to create this new Wednesday night at the Cock called Oh Fuck You Honey, about a month ago. I chatted with him and he told me what it’s about: “I wanted to start the party because usually I’m so hungover from Tuesday nights that I tend to carry on from brunch and I end up at the Cock... ” I appreciate a man with focus, this party is co-hosted by the gingerlicious Kennedy Carter (pictured), don’t even get me started with that ginger butt. Frankie adds, “he’s a good friend and I’m obssessed with looking at him...” DJs for the night are Frankie himself, Dicap, Melissa Burns (Dis Magazine) and this week’s “new comer” Buddha Funkenstein. Kennedy gogos along with Simon “a gorgeous blond who moves like a hunky unicorn” and Mkay (AKA Boy Hither) “he pulls a kooky look and works a huge erection all night.” Ok then, I’ll be right there ;)

$10 AT THE DOOR/ $5 BEFORE 12AM, 10pm, THE COCK, 29 2ND AVE. NY, NY.

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Sunday 12.30.12

Party: WORK AND $ERVE

These queens in Brooklyn are sassy, they can’t stop working it and serving it left and right. This weekly party started just over a month ago and they show no signs of slowing down. Stevie Zar (one of the hosts, pictured) told me a bit about the event. “Every Sunday we are serving up a drink special as well as Shows Shows Shows.” Hosted by the fiercest queens: Hamm Sandwich who “serves you live rap and hip hop flavors,”  Zar “gives you teen angst dance fantasies,” and Elizabeth James “stops you in your tracks with her drop dead beauty and sharp ‘tude.” Werk! Music by Bpro Elektro, Stevie told me that Bpro “loves to instragram the shit out of his guests, so make sure you say hi to him upstairs.” I am not going to lie, I never miss a photo opportunity (as long as he tags me in that photo.) There’s $2 PBR or $7 for a shot and PBR — that’s what I’m talking about! Oh I gotta mention the bartender too, Jonathan Love. It always helps to know their name at a bar so you can go: Hey Jonathan make my vodka tonic stronger, thanks hun.

FREE, 10PM, SUGARLAND, 221 N. 9th st. BK, NY.

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Saturday 12.29.12

Party: New Years weekend – The carry nation

Trust, after this party you’re gonna want to stay in for NYE. The crew behind this event were not impressed that the last night of the year fell on a Monday, so they’ve decided to throw a big blow out party the Saturday before NYE to do some serious Carrying. And they’re not messing about. With Dj’s The Carry Nation (DJ Nita & DJ Will Automagic), Fatherhood (Michael Magnan & Physical Therapy), Jools Palmer & Mandy Graves, House of Stank (Christy Love & W. Jeremy), and Sammy Jo, you are going to have some sore dancing feet the next day. It’s also guest-hosted by the two biggest cunts in NYC: Ladyfag and GAYLETTER. Yes us! NYE is for party amateurs. The real stars of nightlife celebrate NYE every night of the year, so come show us what you’re made of and join us for some hardcore, back cracking, fear producing, envy inducing...carrying.

$10, 10:30PM, THE HOUSE OF YES, 342 MAUJER ST. BK, NY.

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Friday 12.28.12

Party: ELEVEN ELEVEN

Hey hunties if you are in NYC for the holidays come to this party; you know you want to. I have been on an alcohol-only diet this Christmas... so I can barely even write at the moment. I’ll do my best to get this out. Ladyfag’s second edition of her party Eleven Eleven is back and I’m sure you’re ready to leave your family behind so you can kiki the night away. Music for the night is by Carlos Jadraque, Michael Magnan and Honey Dijon. Hosted by “Birthday girl” Juliana Huxtable Ladosha and Florent Belda. Plus, special guest $haine (Hood by Air). I heard rumors that the last party was a hit, it makes sense, knowing Lady, I know how this bitch commits to her parties. People in NYC are more excited about Eleven Eleven than the New Year’s ball drop. If I was you I wouldn’t miss it for the world. Huuuuuuuunty!

$5, 11PM, Open House, 244 East Houston St. NY, NY.

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Thursday 12.27.12

Party: My Chiffon is Wet

Keep it local this Thursday with one of our favorite parties: My Chiffon is Wet. Organized by the adorable Leo Gugu, Paisley Dalton and everyone’s favorite party mother Gerry Visco (pictured). We’re told they’ll be celebrating the LGBR community (Lady Gaga, Beyoncé & Rihanna). I’ll march for those bitches anyday, except Gaga, ewwwww. This time of year is always a bit slow. But lots of us have time off work, so as we suggested in Wednesday’s post, you might as well just go for it. And there’s no better place to ‘go for it’ than Eastern Bloc, especially with this crowd around you. Fuck what your family thinks. Gerry probably looks a little like your mother (minus the pink hair) and she wants you to get loose and totally lose your shit. She’ll probably even take a photo of you doing it.

FREE, 10PM, EASTERN BLOC, 505 East 6th St. NY, NY.

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Saturday 12.22.12

Party: Xanadude on Ice – Loft Party

It's the last Xanadude of the year and GAYLETTER is co-hosting. It's also the last party you'll probably go to before Xmas, so make the most of it. Ingest, inhale, imbibe. If someone hands you something, don't even ask what it is, just put it in your mouth and swallow. It's all good. As always Sean B. and Deputy will be djing. Helping us co-host will be Alberto Cortes. It's at a private lost space, and the boys are asking everyone to rsvp to xanadude.nyc@gmail.com. We don't know the address exactly, when you RSVP you'll find that out, but we do know that it's in Manhattan. So make plans accordingly. The party is also ice skating themed, I don't know exactly what that means, but I guess if you dress like Johnny Weir (pictured), or something, you'll fit right in.

$5-$8, 10PM, RSVP TO XANADUDE.NYC@GMAIL FOR LOCATION, NY, NY

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Thursday 12.20.12

Party: END OF THE WORLD COCKMAS EVENT

Daniel Nardicio and Scott Ewalt present: End of The World Cockmas. Exciting! the world is ending right before Christmas. Notice the word cock in the name? That’s because this event is taking place at the always chic (I’ve started to re-appropiate that word, it’s always misused anyways) classic EV bar The Cock. I can’t think of a better place to have an Xmas party. Every holiday should be celebrated in the dirtiest ways possible. For one night only they are turning this place into a “winter wonderland,” which means you’ll get to take a picture with a naked Santa Claus, you can then show to your family on Christmas day — if we are still alive — it’s a great conversation starter. Also expect “XXX gogo dancers, a special north pole glory hole and open Stoli bar from 11-11:30pm.” All that said, don’t forget to bring a condom, I can’t imagine going to an Xmas event like this without putting on at least 2 before I leave the house.

$15, 11PM, THE COCK, 29 2ND AVE. NY, NY.

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Friday 12.14.12

Party: DICK THE BALLS WITH LOTS OF MOLLY

Dick, Balls, Molly. Did someone say my name? Just kidding ;). These are just some of the things promised at this holiday party. The slutty BK blog created by Mark Dommu: The Culture Whore, and his gay comedy web series about Jews: I Give Good Hebrew along with the experimental performance group Descent are putting together this ambitious night with the hopes of getting everyone completely, utterly wasted. I spoke to one of the organizers Paul Leopold (pictured, who will be performing under his Boywolf persona) earlier this week and he gave me so much information that I am still processing it. He says this party will go down in history. Which is probably true because when you’re tripping everything seems momentous — last weekend in Miami I almost booked a flight to the Bahamas, thankfully Tom had my bank card... Performances by Cakes Da Killa, Rabbi Zach, Chris Tyler, David John Sokolowski and many more. DJ sets by Breezy B, John Sokolowski and Jx Cannon. There’ll be video projections by PeaceBitch, installations, weed, E, K, space cookies, etc... you had me at dick ;)

$5, 10pm, LOFT 594, 594 Bushwick Ave. 2nd Floor BK, NY.

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Saturday 12.08.12

Party: SPANK’s 5 Year Anniversary Party CRZE

Spank celebrates their 5th anniversary with a BANG! It’s their biggest event of the year hosted at a massive space large enough to fit half the homosexuals in NYC. This CRZE partaaaay will be guest-hosted by Earl Dax and Dwayne Milan. Music by resident DJs Sean B and Will Automagic. Performances by the fabulous Ana Matronic, the sexy latino Ab Soto (pictured) and more. Also there will be “ongoing CRZE” by Nath Ann Carrera, Nicholas Gorham, Patrick Christ, Machine, G Xtravaganza, Alberto Cortes (expect anything from those crazy cunts). Art installations and lights by Big Art Group and Jeffrey Owen Ralston. The good news is you have plenty of time to stock up on molly before this party, call Ray-Jay, Akiro or Big-O whoever, ASAP! It’s gonna be cray cray crze!

$15 Advanced Tickets, 10pm, 314 Scholes St. BK, NY.

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Friday 12.07.12

Party: F .:. N C Y AND FL.:.MES

I was just browsing through Shane O’Neil’s Tumblr (he’s the host of this party) and I noticed that his description for himself is “performer. homosexual. waitress.” I mention this cos’ it sums up Shane’s personality perfectly. Shane is not someone you can miss in a crowd. For one thing he’s a big guy. But his stage persona is even bigger. Shane Shane (that’s the name he performs under) is so much fun to watch. I can only imagine how fancy his party in BK this Thursday night will be. It features resident DJ Timothy Allen Living, along with Gay Panic, Curse, Edith Pop, Advaeta and of course Shane himself. The dress code is “flames on everything” which you can take however you like, just leave the fire twirlers at home (it’s not a half-moon party on Koh Phangan.) Say hi to Shane Shane...that fancy bitch.

FREE, 8PM, The HO_SE, 28 Lawton St. BK, NY.

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Friday 11.30.12

Party: GAYLETTER’S INTERRACIAL 16

We’re baaaaaack. INTERRACIAL is happening again at Bedlam. And this time things are getting decidedly more sexy. CockyBoys exclusive: Max Ryder (pictured)is helping us host along with the cuntress and drag super star Merrie Cherry Jason Daniels (of DRAGnet and Pit Stain fame.) I’ll be djing for half the night and the adorable duo AndrewAndrew will do the rest. My iphone weather app says that the skies should clear up by then, so throw off that rain coat and come have a drink with us. I’m on the Master Cleanse at the moment, but will be done by Friday night. I’m planning on getting totally shitfaced as a reward for 3 days of masochistic purification to the  crumbling temple that is my body. Hopefully I don’t die from the sudden flood of toxins hitting my liver. If you see my emaciated body slumped behind the DJ booth, sprinkle some red cayenne pepper on me would ya.

FREE, 10pm, Bedlam, 40 Ave. C. NY, NY.

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GAYLETTER’S INTERRACIAL 16

With special guest hosts: Max Ryder, Merrie Cherry and AndrewAndrew