Daddy’s Dirty Disco presents: Underground Bushwick — a brand new party for Daddies, their friends and the boys and girls that love them. Sounds pretty straightforward, right? I emailed Sweet Daddy who sent us information about this party. I don’t really know who Sweet Daddy is but he told me that he’s “nobody famous, just a horny daddy with good taste in music.” I think that daddy sounds fun, that’s pretty much all we need from a daddy, well and hopefully a good budget to daddy away. “Daddy, daddy me please, I want Prada” sounds funny because I am in my 30s, but I think it’s all relative, as long the daddy has enough to be my daddy and can afford my taste then it’s all good. It looks like Johnny Dynell, Tommie Sunshine and Casey Spooner (pictured) will be playing disco, house, techno and tech house, the venue is “like if Yaffa Café and the old gay club Crow Bar had a baby,” lots of daddies and no cover. “No drink specials this time, but there’s some cute signature cocktails and cheap beers.” OK daddy!
As you all know, it’s Halloweekend. Growing up I hated Halloween because my ass hates to be afraid. I kind of still hate Halloween, because my costumes always suck thanks to my lack of planning and lack of nailing down a concrete plan for where to party in my hypothetical costume. Club Glow is what you and I should do this Halloween. Period. Glow is thrown by DeSe, Shock Value NYC and Ragga NYC, who throw some of the most diverse and heavy-hitting parties around the city. This same team of promoters had a wildly successful party for NYE and have returned with a Halloween party featuring a lineup that’s as much of a carry as Juliana Huxtable’s Twitter. (If you don’t follow her, you must.) Peaches, Asian Doll, L1ef, Abby, Dese plus Juliana Huxtable are just a few of the artists performing and DJing all night. The party begins at at 10pm and there isn’t a time listed for an ending, so cake on that setting spray and bring a travel size hunty. Sweating on deck. You’re better off not wearing makeup to this though, you should be dancing; rolling; on some next shit. I know it seems like there are too many parties to choose from this weekend, and you’re right, but Knockdown Center is a huge, delectable space away from the city, giving you incentive to travel which then should give you incentive to go even more full-out with your costume. Every other party in Manhattan and Brooklyn is going to be packed to the walls. Most people want their ego to win on Halloween, but you’ll get lost in the mix at Club Glow, which is a good thing. That’s how you end up having a better time. Throw it! It’s yours to try.
With performance by Randy Jones - The Cowboy from The Village People
So my friend Sienna is a die-hard Britney fan. Naturally, as a faggot, so am I. She and I live 15 blocks from one another, so nearly every night we get together to listen to a 2000s playlist and hit her pink bong named Carly. We seat ourselves on her roof and unceremoniously pass Carly back and forth while harmonizing to the sweet, sweet music of years past until we’re either post-verbal or just too tired to keep going. My contribution in disseminating the gay agenda includes making everyone listen to Britney Jean Spears whenever I can, so it’s really something like an echo chamber when another staunch fan and I get together. This weekend I have no plans other than to prepare for the odious midterms that are about to ruin my life, but there’s nothing I’d rather do than shave my head and then run to China Chalet to celebrate Britney’s iconic album Blackout. Presented by DJ Ty Sunderland is Heaven On Earth, your escape into a simpler, more glamorous time guided by hits on hits from one of the most legendary pop icons to grace us with her vocal cords. With shows from queens Biblegirl and Wench, you know you’re going to be dazzled, and hosts Youvegotnomale and Linux will make sure to keep everyone lubricated. Since I can’t go and mingle (I’m unavailable) with like-minded individuals who have AMAZING taste, you should! I’d like to be able to vicariously live through this one, so please incessantly post on your insta stories about it. Thanks in advance!