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Friday 10.09.15

Things My Dick Does

A Tumblr Dedicated To Soft Dick Storytelling

In light of Justin Bieber’s vacation nudity, this is a post centered around flaccid dick. I love a soft penis. Some guys are totally insecure about having their flaccid member be seen in the morning after one too many bumps the night before, but some of us (me) like a good lookin’ softy. Not surprisingly, someone has dedicated an entire Tumblr to soft-dick storytelling. This is a whole new kind of graphic narrative. Things My Dick Does is prefaced with, “I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am. He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy.” Ok, I knew the Internet was amazing, but not this amazing.

 

The blog features this guy’s dick in various positions. Baking, reading, hugging a stuffed animal (kudos on the miniature arms), wearing a Batman mask… I mean, the more you scroll down, the more this penis character blows your mind. One of the best staged photos features cum. That’s all I’ll say. The art direction on this blog is bananas and I’m highly interested in a gallery show. The blog features erect penis too, duh.

 

Please take a look. …

Wednesday 09.23.15

HUGO

A new remote-controlled prostate massager

Before we even get into the look and feel LELO’s latest buttplug, HUGO, let’s talk packaging. The box is embossed with subtle leather textures and bold silver lettering; a clear window through the front panel allows a view of HUGO’s clean contouring; and the back reads “for the most explosive orgasms known to man.” I could give this thing as a black-tie wedding present.

 

Inside, we have HUGO himself, his small remote companion, charging accessories, and instructions. The plug is sleek. A two pronged design covers inside and out alike, one end slipping in you while the other stimulates the gooch and balls. It’s all water-proof and you can charge it via USB, which is functional, if not slightly funny. I slept with it plugged into my computer, juicing shoulder to shoulder with my phone.

 

While I don’t totally understand the need for an external remote (pictured below), it’s certainly making writing this post a whole lot easier. Yes, HUGO is currently inside me. I’ve cranked him up almost as high he can go since the first sentence of this review. My morning orange juice is vibrating in my hand every time I take a sip.

 

 

 

 

Setting #1 is a constant, humming vibration. The lowest vibration is very gentle, the pressure from his shape more present that the whirring; the highest vibration makes it hard to fully focus my eyes. We’re talking dynamic range here, folks.

 

Setting #2 is an intense pulse, almost as if someone is turning him on and off inside me. …

Wednesday 03.04.15

Do: MASTURBATE WITH YOUR MIND

I just opened my weather app on my phone and I am thinking where the hell should people go this Wednesday? Not to sound like a NYC broken record, but this weather is not right. I recommend you to stay in, keep your day simple. No parties, no hookups, no events, no nothing. Disconnect from the world and reconnect with yourself. Masturbation is important, at GAYLETTER we do it very often, and look how relaxed we are. One orgasm away from a coma! This week we want you to try something new. Something you probably haven’t done in a while — masturbate using nothing but your brain. That’s right, no TUMBLR, no DVD’s, no magazines and especially no iPhones. Just you and your penis, getting to know each other again. Turn off the lights, light a candle, think of a past hookup or think of nothing. Take as long as you need, this isn’t a race honey. It may feel weird at first, but give into it. Your brain is much more powerful than any 2D image. Yes darl, isn’t it lovely? You can thank us after you clean up.

FREE, YOUR PLACE.

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Tuesday 06.17.14

Colby Keller does America (and Canada too)

Help the artist/writer/porn star afford a romp across the continent

Back in April, artist/writer/sex columnist/perfect porn star Colby Keller announced that he was being evicted from his apartment in Baltimore. Having called the city home for the last ten years, Keller saw the eviction notice as a sign: not only of the growing gentrification of the city, but one that also meant it was time to move on into the great unknown. For Keller, being the adventurous, gorgeous trailblazer that he is, that great unknown involves buying a van, a mattress, and a camera in order to travel across the US and Canada recording a porn in every state and province along the way. Aiming to do all of this in less than a year, Keller has now taken to Indiegogo for help getting this infallible venture on the road, with a slew of awesome perks to go with it.

 

The self-described ‘art-nerd porn icon’ has made signed postcards, t-shirts, personalized videos (as clean or dirty as you like), and original illustrations all available depending on how much you want to contribute to the project. If you’re feeling generous, you get a “Spanking Station” hosted by the bearded star in your hometown. If you’re feeling extra generous, you get to actually direct a porn with Keller and another model, wherever and however you want. It’s a porn aficionado’s dream come true, to say the least. He’s got a month to reach his goal of $35,000, so now’s a good time to start forking over your extra cash and/or life savings so we can all enjoy this extra sexy road movie together. …

Thursday 09.19.13

Jake Bass is a Bad Ass

The 22-year-old Porn Star is about to get high

Cocky Boys‘ model Jake Bass got very comfortable with us after having a cup of coffee, smoking a joint and taking a bath. We had a nice chat about everything from fucking girls, to being in love, to modeling for Givenchy. Jake gives great answers, we can see why this boy is so popular.

 

 

How old are you? 22, my birthday was the 22 of February, so this is my year.

 

When was the first time you had sex? I was 16 years old. It was a mess with my first girlfriend.

 

Why did you decide to do porn? I didn’t decide.. It just happened, I hope no one honestly wishes to do this work. Some people need to do it, but I don’t think they want to do it. I don’t know how to explain it.

 
Why do you say that? Isn’t fucking fun? I don’t think so, I mean I love the life I live now don’t get me wrong, but like anything good, it ends…You’re only as relevant as what you sell, technically. And I lucked out becuase for some reason I must give off a Teen Idol vibe and my following is immense for the little time I’ve been doing this, and it’s only growing and believe it or not, most of my fans are girls, moms, school teachers, haha

 

 

How did you come up with your Porn Star name Jake Bass? My real name is French and American’s butcher it when they say it, I simply liked the name Jake, and its a username I would kept on whatever game I would play, or character I would make up for whatever RPG video game or even DND when I was a lot younger, and Bass .. …

Monday 09.09.13

It Takes One to Tenga

Let’s be real: there’s a stigma that comes with owning sex toys. I’m all for watching videos of “straight” guys fucking fleshlights, but I’ve always thought that masturbation toys were for guys who couldn’t get laid. I’ve been scared by the idea that someone could walk into my dorm room and ask me about the dick-sized tube by my bed, prompting me to awkwardly explain how I sometimes ejaculate into it.

 

But the TENGA Original Vacuum CUP (pictured left) and the Tenga Soft Tube Cup (right) has completely changed my opinion on masturbation toys. The exteriors of both toys are very graphic and sometimes they feature a print with a collaborative artist (recently Keith Haring) leaving behind the alien/machine aesthetic that most masturbation toys come with. Having an artistic print on the exterior makes the Tenga more approachable and less creepy. Not to mention the fact that the design allows me to let go of the paranoia of it being found: “it’s a……pencil case!”

 

 

 

 

Both the Vacuum cup and Soft Tube cup have an air hole at the top that allows you to control the strength of the vacuum suction. The interior of each cup differs, and both offer unique sensations that need to be experienced to understand. I used them with my boyfriend and we enjoyed both.

 

They’re both a lot of fun, the only problem is they’re designed to be disposable, which to be honest is a tad environmentally unfriendly. They say you get up to five go’s with each Tenga, but from my experience it was more like 10 before the insides got squishy. …

Friday 04.12.13

We’ve been a fan of Max Ryder since we first saw a photo of him on Tumblr about a year ago. We then found out at the time he was the latest exclusive model for Cockyboys—the Brooklyn based arty porn company. We finally got to chat with Max and take a couple of pics. It’s often weird meeting porn stars in person, there’s a level of visual intimacy that is absolutely one sided and can lead to all parties feeling a bit awkward. However Max is so shy and polite and sweet that you can’t help but like him—he has no ego and put everyone at ease. He’s also super cute and unfailingly forthcoming as you’ll see from our conversation.

 

 

Where do you live? Currently I live in a suitcase, but when I’m back in New York I live in Williamsburg.

 


Why in a suitcase? Work has me all over the place doing appearances, it’s gay porn award season, filming, etc etc.

 


Where have you been filming? I just spent all of January filming my newest project ‘Road Strip‘ in Palm Springs and LA!

 


Where did you grow up? A small town in Connecticut. Full of tractors, trees, and cows.

 


When and why did you decide to do porn? Actually it will be exactly a year on my birthday, March 16th. It was actually very unplanned. Right place, right time.

 


Tell us more? Well I don’t think anyone ever plans to do porn and if they say they did they are full of shit. …

Wednesday 03.27.13

IMAGES FROM THE BLACK PARTY EXPO 2013 & THE HOOKIES

With Sharon Needles, Cole Escola, Cocky Boys, Mr. Mickey, Jordan Fox, Mr. Pam, Gio Black Peter and more.

Thursday 03.21.13

BLACK PARTY EXPO 2013

I’ve noticed over the last 10 years living here, that many Americans are uncomfortable with their sexuality. I don’t know where it comes from, we all have genitals and they are meant to be used. It’s as if American parents tell their kids that “fucking is sinful,” or maybe that “masturbation is bad for you; your dick will fall off.”  I mean come on, it’s time to embrace sex a little more. There’s no need to pretend that you don’t look at porn and play with yourself…it’s fine.

 

Which brings us to this weekend. A chance for us all to show just how fine we are with sex. On the 22 & 23 of March (Saturday and Sunday), The Black Party Expo 2013 is being held at Roseland Ballroom. It’s benefiting the LGBT Center and will feature all manner of sex toys and porn paraphernalia. Then there’s The Hookies: “The International Escort Awards” hosted by Sharon Needles, the Dirty Carnival, hosted by Mr. Pam Gay Porn Mama, and of course the notorious Black Party.

 

Fill your pockets with condoms and Viagra and don’t miss out. For tickets and schedules, click here.

Friday 03.01.13

Boywolf from Brooklyn

A quick chat with the butt of Boywolf.

Continuing our series of conversations with butts from around the world, we chatted with the butt of Brooklyn-based performance artist Boywolf. We meet Boywolf a few months ago at a party. He was very forthcoming…

 

Hi Boywolf, how is your butt feeling today? Feeling nice and warm.

 

How come? Cause I’m sitting by this wonderful radiator drinking prosecco.

You just finished your photoshoot, on top of that radiator? 
Yes.

 

So how old are you? 25.

 

Where are you from? South Florida, the suburbs.

So what was the first thing you ever put inside your butt? 
Hmm I guess my fingers, the first object I remember penetrating myself with was a shampoo bottle in the shower.

 

Cute, Did you consider yourself gay at the time? No haha.

 

Just curious about shampoo bottles? I guess, I was pretty confused about my sexuality as a teenager, I had read that you could stimulate your prostate and that felt good so I wanted to try.


Were you stimulated? 
Yeah it’s always felt really good to me, I didn’t really consider that i would put a dick up there until a few years later.

 

So do you consider yourself a bottom? Kinda, I consider myself versatile, but I tend to bottom a bit more than I top. People have called me a power bottom before

 

The world is your oyster when you’re vers. As a friend of mine likes to say, no one wants a 50 year old bottom. …

Sunday 02.03.13

Tibault from Paris

We sat down for a conversation with this fine french butt.

In the first of our conversations with butts from around the world we meet the butt of Tibault. Tibault is a cute young Frenchman that Abi and I met at a party in Chinatown. He may be new to New York, but that hasn’t stopped the slut from causing some trouble. For someone so young, we were impressed by how thoughtful and honest his answers were. He didn’t hold anything back. Just the way we like our French butts!

 

How old are you Tibault? 21

 

And where are you from? From Paris, France. But I was born in Brittany. In the west part of France.

 

How is your butt feeling today? Good, it feels clean and cool and nice. Perfect.

 

Was your butt feeling cool and clean and nice yesterday? No yesterday it had a cold. It was coughing. It went out too much, it got a butt cold.

 

So what was the first thing you ever put inside your butt? I think it was a tooth brush, when I was 13.

 

You didn’t put your fingers in first? No, I liked the idea of something outside of my body in there. It was in the shower, at my parent’s house.

 

Who’s brush was it? Haha, it was mine. It was a blue toothbrush…the color of my eyes.

 

So do you consider yourself a bottom? Yes, most of the time. The other way I get bored. I like being active in my passivity. …